Naming a dog can be a difficult decision, especially if you don’t already have one in mind when you’re looking for a new furry friend. Unlike baby names, it’s usually weird to name your dog after a treasured family member. But much like human names, a dog’s name has to fit your pup’s personality and be easy to shout across the park when you need to get their attention.
You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name your dog. If you came here looking for awesome dog names, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list.
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Inappropriate Dog Names List
- Alfred von Wigglebottom
- Andy War-howl
- Artoo Dogtoo
- Bacon (Sir Francis)
- BamBam
- Bamboo
- Betty Twiglet
- Bitsy
- Bob Scratch-It
- Boba Fetch
- Brian
- Butterball
- Buzz Pawldrin
- Captain Fluffy
- Captain Merrylegs
- Captain Sniffer
- Clive
- Count Droolsbury
- Deputy Dawg
- Django Unleashed
- Dobby
- Doc McDoggins
- Doggy Howlser M.D.
- Doodle
- Doris
- Dumbledog
- Eggroll
- Elvis
- Frodo
- Fur-dinand
- Hairy Pawter
- Hashtag
- Hotrod Woofington
- Huckleberry
- Jim
- Jimmy Chew
- Kareem Abdul Ja-Bark
- Lucky Goodsniffer
- Milkshake
- Miss Furbulous
- Mister Fluffers
- Beagletons
- Muffin Chops
- Muttley Crue
- Nacho
- Noodles
- Nugget
- Otto Von Longdog
- Ozzy Pawsborne
- Pancakes
- Pasty
- Prince of Barkness
- Princess Pork Chop
- Professor Wagglesworth
- Pup Tart
- Putt Putt
- Queen of Barkness
- Ratty
- Santa Paws
- Sergeant Barkowitz
- Sherlock Bones
- Sir Barks-a-Lot
- Sir Waggington
- Sneakers
- Sniffy Longdroppings
- Spark Pug
- Sprite
- Stompy
- Sugar Pie
- Terror
- Toast
- Waffles
- Waldo
- Waltzing Muttilda
- Widget
- Winnie (the Poodle?)
- Winnie the Poodle
- Woofer
- Woofgang Amadeus
- Yeti
- Zippy
Funny Inappropriate Girl Dog Names
- Adonis
- Banjo
- Big Red
- Bilbo
- Billie Holidog
- Bimmer
- Biscuit
- Blue (Blu)
- Bond
- Bone Crawford
- Bones
- Britney Ears
- Brunhilda
- Buffalo Billly
- Butternut
- Byte
- Caesar (Ceasar)
- Catherine Zeta-Bones
- Cha-Cha
- Chewie
- Chica
- Chiquita
- Cleopatra
- Cletus
- Clumsy
- Cupid
- Cutey
- Cutey Honey
- Cyrano
- Diva
- Dynamite
- Elf
- Ellen Degeneruff
- Elektra
- Elmo
- Emo
- Fifi
- Flo
- Frito
- Fuzzball
- Goliath
- Gonzo
- Hamlet
- Hansel
- Huntress
- Jane Pawsten
- January Bones
- Jennifer Pawrence
- Jezebel
- JK Growling
- Joan of Arc
- Katy Hairy
- Katy Pawry
- Kewpie
- Kiki
- Kiwi
- Lady Dogiva
- Ladybug
- Lady Rover
- Lolita
- Ma Barker
- Macgyver
- Mai Tai
- Mariah Hairy
- Mary Puppins
- Matilda
- McFly
- Medusa
- Miss Beazley
- Miss Havisham
- Mouse
- Monet
- Muggles
- Mulligan
- Myrtle
- Olga
- Olivia Chewton John
- Oreo
- Phoebe Ruffay
- Pinky
- Pluto
- Princess
- Poet
- Pope
- Puck
- Puddin
- Queen Elizabark
- Rosa Barks
- Sailor
- Sarah Jessica Barker
- Sheba
- Skittles
- Slink
- Smooches
- Snickers
- Snowflake
- Sorbet
- Stinky
- Sushi
- T-Bone
- Tankerbell
- Tater
- Tina Spay
- Tinkerbell
- Tizzy
- Ursula
- Vera Fang
- Virginia Woof
- Vixen
- Waggie Gyllenhall
- Winnie the Pooch
- Woofie Goldberg
- Zippy Zelda
- Xena
Funny Inappropriate Boy Dog Names
- Afro
- Archibald
- Bambi
- Barkley
- Barney
- Biggie Smalls
- Bingo
- Bobby (Mcgee)
- Boss
- Brain
- Brian Griffin
- Brownie
- Bubba
- Buckaroo
- Bullseye
- Burger
- Buster
- Buttercup
- Chi Chi
- Chubby
- Churchill
- Clark Kent
- Coconut
- Copernicus
- Cupcake
- Dino
- Ewok
- Fabio
- Farley
- Fluffy
- Freud
- Fuzzy
- Gandhi
- Gordo
- Gumdrop
- Honeybear
- Jawa
- Jeckyll
- Jellybean
- Jethro
- June Bug
- K-9
- Kerouac
- Lancelot
- Lois
- Lollipop
- Macbeth
- Mr Magdalene
- Marky Mark
- Marshmallow
- McGruff
- Nessie
- Ninja
- OJ
- Peanut Butter
- Pee Wee
- Picasso
- Pickle
- Pistol
- Porkchop
- Pugsley
- Quixote
- Rogue
- Sable
- Sir-Barks-Alot
- Spud
- Squirt
- Stewie
- Tiger
- Tom Servo
- Tootsie
- Underdog
- Yoko
- Hairy Underwood
- Wagner
- Yoda